7:55 PM - I've been wearing an unwashed grey suit for over a month to support Borat's screenplay nomination. Tonight's where it pays off!
8:35 PM - Surprisingly, Errol Morris' opening interview montage did not include a Fred Leuchter appearance.
8:40 PM - Ellen's suit is the visual equivalent of "Oprah, Uma."
8:47 PM - Woo hoo, first award... What the FUCK! The Good Shepherd lost Best Art Direction?!? Fuck! This! Evening ruined. Kiss my ass, Hollywood. Is basketball on? Pacers vs. Kings... uh...
8:53 - Man, this Kings game is weird. Ron Artest just started singing about fighting Peter O'Toole. Wait, which show am I watching? Fuck, this is actually kinda hard.
9:07 PM - GUYS!!! IM sO DRUNK!!!1!
9:23 PM - OK IM BACK. SOMEone told me Tim and Eric r presenting later.
9:30 PM - guys yu think Jon Heder will evr win an oscar? ppl never tjought eddie murphey wld win one either and look what just happened.
9:32 PM - OH SHIT JAMES TAYLOR GUYS I LOV THIS SONG!!!
9:34 - Aand now its that convenient truths song. look yall i know its easy to be cynical abouit the oscars but ten billion people watch every year. ITS STILL REAL 2 ME DAMMIT!
9:37 PM - HEY ITS SORE LOSERMAN HA HA HA
9:40 - gUys Im sorry abt that sore loserman joke. this aint the half hour comedy hour on fox news, you dont come here for that sorta thing. Also, I just saw on yahoo eddie murphy didn't actully win. sorry.
9:56 - Shit, sorry again I was lookin for that gif of the cat jumpin out of the hedge and attacking the little kid bt i cant find it. I just thought it wouild be funny. i dont even know whats goin on on the oscars. I'm sorry... this blog sucks. im not fukin funny eitehr which is why i only have 2 readers.
10:01 - you know what the worst part of tonigt is, i got stuff i should be workin on for work but i keep puttin it off. WTF is wrong w/ me why am i so unmotivated. Plus im fukin drunk and i only had 1 beer.
10:03 FUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuck.
10:06 god i fuckin suck. i suck i suck i suck. Can you at least make friends on match.com or is it only for dating? Im lonely and i suck. i need to take this fukcin suit off, it stinks.
10 ? im going to bed early. i'll catch tim + erics bit on youtube tomorrow. sorry for sucking.
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Admit it...you'd kill for any one of Ellen's fabulous suits.
I'm trying to imagine the circumstances in which I'd wear a red velvet suit. I think the phrase "coked to the gills" would apply to all of them.
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