Bloggers condemned to one hundred years of solitude have no second reader on earth.

Hi folks,
As you probably already surmised, my interest in facetious, impersonal blogging has pretty much run its course for the time being. If I ever devise a plan to attract even fewer readers, I will trumpet my return. Until then, I'm going to go lay down in Nickajack Cave and wait for a spiritual epiphany (if it's not too cold there).